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    Thursday, August 7th, 2008
    4:13 pm
    2 Orgasms|*Ooh that feels good*
    Wednesday, May 28th, 2008
    3:34 pm
    I'm starting to think.

    That 'the norm'.

    Is the norm for a reason.

    ...
    1 Orgasm|*Ooh that feels good*
    Saturday, September 22nd, 2007
    2:58 pm
    Top 7 Biggest Pet Peeves

    7. People with awesome facial bone structures. Fuck you guys, why can't I have strong features?

    6. People who put too much stock in the opinions of others - Friends, parents, co-workers, whatever. We all have limited perspectives, why make a big deal about what other people think?

    5. People who don't put any stock in the opinions of others - We all have something to learn from one another. People who don't recognize this are impossible in every way.

    4. People who don't practice what they preach on a regular basis - Alright, we're all humans. Sometimes we slip up, and situations get the best of us. Things don't always go as planned and some hastily made decisions turn out to be wrong ones. But people who consistently do things that their moral or ethical base condemns look like hypocrites of the highest order. Respect is lost.

    3. Stupid. Drunk. Bitches.

    2. People who make variations on the saying, 'That's like the pot calling the kettle black' - This includes, but is not limited to: 'Pot, meet kettle', 'Hey kettle, you are black!', 'So the pot says to the kettle...'

    It was barely clever the first time. Now its overdone, and any and all uses of it are trite and uninspired.

    1. People who always need a cause - What will it be today? Let's see, Darfur hasn't been in the news much recently, so we won't go with that one... Virginia Tech happened a while ago, and most people have long since left the Viriginia Tech support groups on Facebook, so we can cross that one off the list. Ah, the Environment is still on the lips of every Arts student, let's go with that one.

    Seriously, are the Virginia Tech shootings less important today than they were a few months ago? Has it lost its bite with the passing of time? You can bet that the families and friends that you were 'supporting' haven't gotten over it. They haven't moved on. If there is a cause that you believe in, go out and fight for it. When you jump from cause to cause without taking action, you become a silent accomplice. You acknowledge that something irks you, but you do absolutely nothing about it. Its lazy, but even moreso, its disingenuous and self-serving.


    Uhhh. Yeah.
    *Ooh that feels good*
    Tuesday, February 20th, 2007
    1:31 pm
    Top 10 Normal Names I Would Never Give A Child:

    1. Geoffry/Jeffrey
    2. Trevor
    3. Chantelle
    4. Marc/Mark
    5. Jacob
    6. Stephanie
    7. Theresa
    8. Bruce
    9. Keith
    10. Donna

    All horrible, disgusting names. Really not pleasing to the ear at all.
    8 Orgasms|*Ooh that feels good*
    Saturday, January 27th, 2007
    4:01 am
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzA0nG_PurQ

    Will quickly become the new hot poop, mos def.
    4 Orgasms|*Ooh that feels good*
    Monday, November 27th, 2006
    11:46 pm
    WTF LOREZNO PICKED JEN OVER SADIE?! WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?!?!?!

    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
    2 Orgasms|*Ooh that feels good*
    Wednesday, November 1st, 2006
    12:25 pm
    - - - - - - - Your Life: The Soundtrack - - - - - - - -
    So, here's how it works:
    Open your music player (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc).
    Put it on SHUFFLE.
    Press play.
    For every question type the song that's on.
    When you go to a new question press the next button.
    Try not to pick and choose, unless they TOTALLY don't fit. Have fun.

    Opening Credits:
    Lookin' For a Reason - Creedence Clearwater Revival (I can see this being opening credits music)

    Waking Up:
    Night of the Living Baseheads - Public Enemy (This would be ridiculously obnoxious to wake up to, but it's fitting because throughout the song, there's an alarm clock beeping sound)

    Falling in Love:
    Allison - Pixies (This works if I'm falling in love with someone named Allison)

    Fight Scene:
    Ill in the Head - Dead Kennedys (Meh. It's fast paced)

    Breaking Up:
    When My Baby's Beside Me - Big Star (This song is too optimistic for a breaking up song, but it sort of works)

    Getting back together:
    Such Great Heights - Postal Service (Lawl. Works very well)

    Secret Love:
    Brain Damage - Pink Floyd (Yeah this doesn't work so well)

    Life's okay:
    The Modern World - The Jam (Yeah, this is good. "Say what you like cause I dont care I know where I am, and going too"

    Mental breakdown:
    25 Minutes To Go - Johnny Cash (It works perfectly. It starts slow and picks up pace, counting down from 25)

    Driving:
    In The Street - Big Star (LOL this is the song at the opening credits of That 70s Show. Perfect)

    Flashback:
    Less Talk, More Rock - Propagandhi (Talks about the past, so I guess it works. I also used to listen to it 24/7)

    Partying:
    Calculation Theme - Metric (Urm, most of the other songs on this CD would have worked better)

    Happy dance:
    Isolation - Joy Division (This works in a sick twisted way)

    Regretting:
    Rocket - Smashing Pumpkins (Perfect! "I miss me. I miss everything I'll never be")

    Long night alone:
    Alone Down There - Modest Mouse (I can't make this shit up folks. Well, I suppose I could. But I'm not)

    Death scene:
    Treefingers - Radiohead (Pretty and instrumental. Works well)

    Ending credits:
    New World - Bjork (Uhhh. This is the best possible song that could have come up besides The End by The Beatles)


    That worked sickeningly well.
    *Ooh that feels good*
    Monday, August 21st, 2006
    5:34 pm
    Summer 2006: The Rundown (created by forest_minuet)

    Summer Job: Shelf stocker at Safeway for one shift, dish washer at Montana's.

    Epic Moments: Capture the Flag, Snakes on a Plane, winning a poker tournament.

    Low Points: Getting my face bloodied and scraped.

    Most Awkward Moment: Seeing Jeremy's balls. Actually, seeing Sean's, Andre's, and Bryan's balls too.

    Biggest Letdown: Not getting the job I was banking on (which turned out to be a blessing in disguise).

    Obsessions: David Bowie, Talking Heads, Bjork, Big Brother, Canadian Idol.

    Greatest Discoveries: Even Dwarfs Started Small, tennis.

    Biggest Expenditures: Jeans.

    Most Overused Expressions: "Oh balls" "Hasta la Burgers, Baron" "Geeg".

    Biggest Time Waster: Summertime is a time that is best wasted.

    Aspirations For Next Summer: Hopefully work at Montana's again, barring a better opportunity.
    2 Orgasms|*Ooh that feels good*
    Tuesday, August 15th, 2006
    2:20 pm
    *Ooh that feels good*
    Thursday, July 20th, 2006
    5:53 pm
    Some random musings:

    Why are so many asian men named Bruce? Bruce Lee, Bruce from last season of Survivor, Bruce the last Jeopardy champion, and the list goes on.

    Nutella milkshakes are incredible

    Will and Jase in a Big Brother alliance is basically the greatest alliance in reality TV history.

    Steffi D, Eva Avila, Chad Doucette and Rob James BETTER be the top 4 on Canadian Idol.

    Bjork is REALLY REALLY good.

    I could rewatch Six Feet Under the whole way through twenty more times without getting sick of it.

    HOODIES

    I NEED A PARM SAMMY, A TRIO ON MULTI, A POUND OF HOT AND FIVE FRIES ALL DAY.
    7 Orgasms|*Ooh that feels good*
    Thursday, June 29th, 2006
    3:33 am
    1 Orgasm|*Ooh that feels good*
    Friday, June 23rd, 2006
    3:59 am
    Words that I definitely never expected to say:
    I hung out with Kyle McConnell tonight. I had a good time.
    3 Orgasms|*Ooh that feels good*
    Saturday, May 20th, 2006
    5:32 pm
    4 Orgasms|*Ooh that feels good*
    Tuesday, April 11th, 2006
    2:50 am
    I think I'm past due for posting some lyrics that no one cares to read.

    I was just a boy when I sat down
    To watch the news on TV
    I saw some ordinary slaughter
    I saw some routine atrocity
    My father said, don't look away
    You got to be strong, you got to be bold, now
    He said, that in the end it is beauty
    That is going to save the world, now

    And she moves among the sparrows
    And she floats upon the breeze
    She moves among the flowers
    She moves something deep inside of me

    I was walking around the flower show like a leper
    Coming down with some kind of nervous hysteria
    When I saw you standing there, green eyes, black hair
    Up against the pink and purple wisteria
    You said, hey, nature boy, are you looking at me
    With some unrighteous intention?
    My knees went weak,
    I couldn't speak, I was having thoughts
    That were not in my best interests to mention

    And she moves among the flowers
    And she floats upon the smoke
    She moves among the shadows
    She moves me with just one little look

    You took me back to your place
    And dressed me up in a deep sea diver's suit
    You played the patriot, you raised the flag
    And I stood at full salute
    Later on we smoked a pipe that struck me dumb
    And made it impossible to speak
    As you closed in, in slow motion,
    Quoting Sappho, in the original Greek

    She moves among the shadows
    She floats upon the breeze
    She moves among the candles
    And we moved through the days
    and through the years

    Years passed by, we were walking by the sea
    Half delirious
    You smiled at me and said, Babe
    I think this thing is getting kind of serious
    You pointed at something and said
    Have you ever seen such a beautiful thing?
    It was then that I broke down
    It was then that you lifted me up again

    She moves among the sparrows
    And she walks across the sea
    She moves among the flowers
    And she moves something deep inside of me

    She moves among the sparrows
    And she floats upon the breeze
    She moves among the flowers
    And she moves right up close to me
    3 Orgasms|*Ooh that feels good*
    Friday, April 7th, 2006
    12:29 pm
    4 years ago...

    How old were you?: 15
    What school year were you in? 10
    Where did you go to school?: Westwood
    Where did you work?: No where
    Where did you hang out?: Home/Andre's/Rachel's
    How was your hair style?: Short, caeser cut.
    Did you wear braces?: Nope.
    Did you wear glasses: Nope.
    Who was your best friend?: Andre Motherfuckin' Landry
    Who was your boyfriend/girlfriend?: Rachel
    Who was your celebrity crush?: Nicole Kidman
    Who was your regular-person crush?: Rachel
    How many piercings did you have?: 0
    How many tattoos did you have?: 0
    What was your favorite band?: Propagandhi.
    What was your worst fear?: Being alone.
    Had you smoked a cigarette yet?: Nope!
    Had you gotten drunk or high yet?: Both, but not high by choice.

    -------------------------------------------------------------
    HA HA HA!!! LETS SEE WHAT YOU ARE NOW !!!!!
    -------------------------------------------------------------

    How old are you?: 19.
    What school year are you in?: 2nd of 5 for my Undergrad degree, then 4 more for my PhD.
    Where do you go to school?: University of Alberta.
    Where do you work?: No where.
    Where do you live?: 810, Kelsey Hall, Lister Hall/HUB.
    Where do you hang out? HUB.
    How is your hair style? Proudly Beatles.
    Do you wear braces?: Neu.
    Do you wear glasses?: Neu.
    Who is your best friend?: Andre "Do my laundry" Landry/Patricia "Lovelier Than Thou" O'Neil.
    Who is your celebrity crush?: Monica Vitti/Audrey Tautou/Tina Holmes for some sick mini-obsession I have with her from SFU.
    Who is your regular-person crush?: Patricia. Oh, and Sean Collins. How could you not?
    How many piercings do you have?: 0.
    How many tattoos?: 0.
    What is your favorite band?: Television/A Tribe Called Quest/Big Star.
    What is your worst fear?: Living out life being bored by my future job and not being financially able or not having the free time to do the things that I want to do. Luckily, eventually I should only have to work 20 hours/week and will travel a lot.
    Biggest regret: Honestly, fucking up a major friendship, which I finally recognize as being largely my fault.
    Have you smoked a cigarette yet?: Never.
    Have you gotten drunk or high yet? Again, both, but not high by choice.
    Boyfriend/girlfriend: Patricia.
    *Ooh that feels good*
    Saturday, April 1st, 2006
    1:51 am
    Life checklist:

    Learn to clean up after myself [x]
    Give up sugary beverages [x]
    Kick my caffeine addiction [x]
    Drink ~2L of water/day [x]
    Drink more milk [x]
    Eat healthier [x]
    Start and maintain a mostly-regular work out schedule [x]
    Improve stamina [x]
    Improve flexibility [x]
    Join University of Alberta's Capoeira Club [ ]
    Learn to do school work regularly [ ]
    5 Orgasms|*Ooh that feels good*
    Saturday, March 4th, 2006
    10:15 pm


    FACT:
    You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship".
    The Loverboy
    Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)

    Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

    You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.

    Your exact opposite:
    The Billy Goat

    Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
    You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.


    ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

    CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach


    Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
    My profile name: Fizzmixsss
    1 Orgasm|*Ooh that feels good*
    Saturday, February 25th, 2006
    7:46 am
    Eric repents for his sins
    Things that may or may not have happened last night:

    I kissed a boy
    Twice
    I got dissed HARD by my girlfriend
    Twice
    I felt like throwing up, and not because of the alcohol
    Twice
    Thrice
    I wrote CRUNK on a mirror with stain remover
    I kicked someone in the testicles with a snowboard boot
    I lectured everyone with stories from the Holy Bible
    I made an amazing shot in pool
    I got bruised nipples
    I lied
    I took a micronap in the box of a truck
    I basically became Mitch Hedberg
    5 Orgasms|*Ooh that feels good*
    Saturday, January 14th, 2006
    12:22 am
    Eric eats his words
    Alright, I'm not so big that I can't admit when I'm wrong.

    Brokeback Mountain was amazing, easily one of the best (if not the best) I've seen in the millenium.

    If you can, see it. If you can't, quit making excuses and just fucking see it.
    3 Orgasms|*Ooh that feels good*
    Tuesday, January 10th, 2006
    5:21 pm
    100
    MEME

    100 Yes's or 100 No's

    YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING

    1. Taken a picture naked? No

    2. Taken a shower with someone? Yes

    3. Made out with a member of the same sex? No

    4. Drove a car? No

    5. Stole anything? No

    6. Like someone? Yes

    7. Been dumped? Yes

    8. Stole money from a friend? No

    9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yes

    10. Been in a fist fight? Yes

    11. Snuck out of your/someones house? No

    12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes

    13. Been arrested? No

    14. Hugged a stranger? No

    15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yes

    16. Left your house with out telling your parents? Yes

    17. Had a crush on your neighbor? No

    18. Ditched school to do something more fun? Yes

    19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yes

    20. Lost a friend? No

    21. Been on a plane? Yes

    22. Been to an island? Yes

    23. Slept in until 3? Yes

    24. Love someone or miss someone right now? Yes

    25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes

    26. Made a snow angel? Yes

    27. Played dress up? Yes

    28. Cheated while playing a game? Yes

    29. Been lonely? Yes

    30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? Yes

    31. Been to a club? No

    32. Felt an earthquake? No

    33. Touched a snake? Yes

    34. Ran a red light? No

    35. Been suspended from school? No

    36. Had detention? Yes

    37. Been in a car golf cart accident? No

    38. Hated the way you look? No

    39. Made yourself throw up? No

    40. Crawled through a window? Yes

    41. Been lost? No

    42. Been to the opposite side of the country? Yes

    43. Felt like dying? No

    44. Cried yourself to sleep? No

    46. Sang karaoke? No

    47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? No

    48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes

    49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes

    50. Kissed in the rain? Yes

    51. Sang in the shower? Yes

    52. Made love in a park? No

    53. Had a dream that you married someone? Yes

    54. Glued your hand to something? Yes

    55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? Yes

    56. Ever gone to school partially naked? No

    57. Been a cheerleader? No

    58. Thought about going gay? No

    59. Didn't take a shower for a week? Yes

    60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? No

    61. Played chicken? No

    62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No

    63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Yes

    64. Broken a bone? Yes

    65. Been easily amused? Yes

    66. Laugh so hard you cried? Yes

    67. Mooned/flashed someone? No

    68. Cheated on a test? Yes

    69. Forgotten someone's name? Yes

    70. Slept naked? Yes

    71. Done something dumb while drunk buzzed? No

    73. Blacked out from drinking? No

    74. Played a prank on someone? Yes

    75. Gone to a late night movie? Yes

    76. Made love to anything not human? No

    77. Failed a class? No

    78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? Yes

    79. Smoked pot? No

    80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? No

    81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? No

    82. Thrown strange objects? Yes

    83. Felt like killing someone? No

    84. Thought about running away? No

    85. Ran away? No

    86. Got a piercing? No

    87. Cut your own hair? No

    89. Made a parent cry? Yes

    90. Cried over someone? Yes

    91. Owned more than 5 sharpies? Yes

    92. Dated someone (same person) more than once? Yes

    93. Had/Have a dog? No

    95. Had oral sex? Yes

    96. Been in a band? Yes

    97. Drank 25 sodas in a day? Yes

    98. Broken a CD? Yes

    99. Shot a gun? Yes

    100.Wanted someone but could never have them? No
    *Ooh that feels good*
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